You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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