their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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