My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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