ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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