im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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