She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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