dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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