i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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