Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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