**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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