Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
