yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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