I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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