If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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