anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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