lets start a swedish sibling band together
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
whose ass print is on the piano?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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