Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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