Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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