smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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