so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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