office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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