im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
