A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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