drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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