You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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