I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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