his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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