i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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