he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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