that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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