great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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