As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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