Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize