i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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