I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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