so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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