Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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