Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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