I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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