spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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