I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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