Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
