at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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