this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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