Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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