Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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