College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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