the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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