The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he quoted the bible to break up with me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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