they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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