I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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