Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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