I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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