You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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